Fri, June 5th on F&W: U Know Ur Addicted to FB When...

1. You can breastfeed YOUR newborn and post messages at the same time

2. Your kids stay hungry because YOU’re on FB

3. You renew your cell phone contract just to have FB Mobile

4. You check your FB Messages before your work emails

5. Your husband comes home after a 12-hr work day & you look like a deer in headlights because you ain't cooked a thing!!

6. You update your status while in the nightclub

7. Your corporate office has to block FB because the entire office is logged on!

8. You take your laptop to the bathroom so you don't miss a post!

9. You say "Good Morning FB" before your own husband, wife or kids!

10. You update you were just in an accident -- while you're STILL on the ambulance stretcher!

11. You think you're justified for being on FB while in church cuz you're sharing the word with your FB Fam!

12. You take a cute picture and the first thing you say is, "Ooooh, new Profile Pic!"

13. You change your status at work to alert your co-workers the boss is on the prowl

14. You go to the grocery store and walk around for an hour on FB instead of picking up groceries

15. You assigned FB its own special ringtone!

16. You stop arguing w/ your husband or wife just to update your status

17. Someone asks you about MySpace and your response is, "My What?"

18. FB is the 1st Application you download on your new cellphone

19. People know they have a better chance FB'ing You instead of calling

20. Your DOCTOR tells you & other patients, "Look me up on FB if you have any questions"

21. You change your Profile Name just so You get the job you just interviewed for!

22. Your homepage has been www.facebook.com for over a month

23. You check your friends' statuses before calling them

24. You get friend requests from friends of your parents and you give it a few days of thought before accepting them. When you finally do accept, grudgidely you say, “and I BET not get a request from my mama!”

25. The ULTIMATE Addict: You know you're addicted to Facebook when you get fired during a RECCESSION because you didn’t take heed to any of the warning write-ups your boss gave you about staying off of FB! Daaaaaaaaaang, Homie!

**And the hell to the naw: You know you’re addicted to Facebook when you communicate more w/ your teenage kids on FB than anything else! **

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If you are guilty of 3 or more of the Addict Confessions, Welcome to the Club… Help is on the way!

And remember, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem… “Hello, my name is _______________ and I'm addicted to Facebook!!!” Now say it with us...

NOW FORWARD & REPOST THIS TO 10 FRIENDS WHO MAY ALSO BE ADDICTED!!!

Concerned About Your Health & Ours,
Frank Ski & Nina Brown